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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />Background:<br />� � � � � � When I posted this, there seemed to be a lack of interest. Because of that, I don't know if I will ever release the other episodes <span class="br0">&#40;</span>episode <span class="nu0">2</span> &amp; episode <span class="nu0">3</span><span class="br0">&#41;</span> that I've written. Yes, Godzilla acts like Anon would. As an avid Godzilla-fag, it is personally a favorite of mine, so naturally it's not the only green posted that has Godzilla in it...<br />� � � � � � � � � � � � -Beans<span class="br0">&#40;</span>Fui<span class="br0">&#41;</span><br />_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________<br /><br />� &quot;Godzilla in Equestria: Episode One: Godzilla Murders a Giant Worm; Attack of Famous Golem Beast!&quot;<br /><br />AKA &quot;Godzillanon in Equestria: Episode One&quot;<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Good morning!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh c'mon!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Morning so soon?</span><br />&quot;Fuck you,&quot; you grumble to the tiny pony that you could easily smite.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You lay down nestled up at the center of town, a purple unicorn pegasus thing in front of your giant orange eye.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;But Godzilla, we need to study you! For the name of science!&quot; Twilight says pleadingly to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's dangerously close to your atomic breath-firing maw, but she knows you won't kill her, and you do too.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I know you don't like the testing, but it helps us find new way to make you and all of ponykind to live happier lives here!&quot;</span><br />&quot;I gave up on a happy life literal eons ago,&quot; you snort.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight rolls her eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, yeah, King of Monsters, lived for millions of years, I know, but that only gives us more reasons to study you. Now get up before I get Fluttershy to &quot;observe&quot; you instead.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You instantly stand straight, not wanting to make the yellow and quiet Pegasus start to &quot;inspect your reproductive systems for the sole purpose of scientific curiosity&quot; with you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's way too curious about your species, and wants to know about your reproduction system.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Long story short: Fluttershy was the first thing in your long life that made you feel like you need an adult.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Where to, my Professor Twilight?&quot; you say sarcastically with a hollow and face, and a lazy salute.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With her purple wings, she flaps back up to eye level with you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She isn't a good flyer though, so you make sure to catch her at any sign of imbalance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We're going to the Everfree Forest to test out your physical strength. You've stated you're incredibly strong, even for you size and species. I want to see how,&quot; she says looking at notes she magics out of no where.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod your head in confirmation, stating that, in fact, you are the biggest badass from an extinct race of badasses.</span><br />&quot;You'll be blinded by my muscles, you know.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She chuckles at your confident grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We'll see about that mister&#160;?I'm the King of Monsters'.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ooh, sounds like a challenge,&quot; you maliciously smile like a predator in for a kill, &quot;I love challenges.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight starts to fly off as she waves for you to follow her lead.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You trudge carefully through the town of Ponyville as you try not to destroy anything.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your massive tail swishes around, making large gusts of wind that literally blow some ponies away with their belongings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look down and try your best not to laugh as you see a stand of cabbages literally fly away in the air and break.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The pony behind it loses his shit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;MY CABBAGES!&quot; someone starts yelling at you, but you just chuckle it off.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You make past the mayor's office, past Fluttershy's (quietly), and eventually in the very midst of the Everfree forest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight finally stops flying around and lands on a cliff that's about up to your chest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The area of the Everfree you're at is weird.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's very rocky and there's a lot of wild vegetation, and the place looks like an abomination between a forest, a mountain range, and a canyon all squished into one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You are in the canyon trench right now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You give a curious look to Twilight who perches on her little cliff of the canyon trench, like Rodan would on a mountaintop, except with Twi has a friendly smile.</span><br />&quot;Where are we?&quot; you ask her as you face the tiny pony, hunching over to see her better.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight pulls out her map from nowhere with her magic, and unrolls it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then starts to study it to find the name of the location.</span><br />&quot;Wait, I thought the Everfree had no maps.&quot; you say suspiciously.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Zecora made some. She's letting me borrow this one for today.&quot; Twilight explains.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She beams the map away and looks at you now.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Right now we're currently at.....'The Gragorn's Lair'!&quot; she says trying to sound spooky.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It doesn't work at all.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't get scared by things, it's usually the other way around.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You fold your scaly arms and lean against the side of the canyon wall.</span><br />&quot;Pssh, and I'm, like, gonna fight the&#160;?Fag'orn for you, right?&quot; you say with a chuckling roar.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight rolls her eyes at you (something she does a lot when you two are together) and sighs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes. You are, and I'm going to take notes on how your species act when in the midst of combat! Just let me tell you about the Gragorn, Godzilla.&quot; she says like a teacher annoyed with a student.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;The Gragorn is a very large beast that hungers for nothing but flesh. It's a big and fat beast that has a fat serpent body, but is more like an elongated Twinkie of sorts. Coloration is actually quite similar too on it's underbelly?It's backside is blue, though.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod at this, assessing the information.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not impressed with the opponent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sound's like a class one kaiju to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight senses this and continues more, trying to sound more intimidating.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;It's mind is focused on merely gluttonous needs, and it usually tunnels underground, surprising it's victims and swallowing them whole. They say that even an army of hungry changelings cannot rival it's hunger for food.&quot;</span><br />&quot;...And where is it?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As if on cue, the ground beneath you starts shaking like an Earthquake.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, an explosion of the Earth comes from a fat, grotesque beast, oily and gooey and in the shape of a gelatinous can of wet cat food.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It has no armor, no legs, it's just a big, fat, ugly, worm thing with a huge mouth, six red eyes, a blue back, and a small chance at winning against you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The 'Gragorn' starts roaring with a scream, the sound of it's roar even grossing you out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at Twilight with a grimace.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You remember this guy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He really was a class one kaiju, actually.</span><br />&quot;You know, I've fought this thing before years ago back home.&quot; you huff out.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight drops her jaw and just looks at you in disbelief.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then facehooves herself. She mutters something, but you can't hear it over the shrill shriek of your enemy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She sighs and looks away irritated.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;What'd they call it where you were from, then?&quot; she asks with a&#160;?hmph'.</span><br />&quot;They call'd it El Gussano Gigante.&quot; you say.<br />&quot;It?.means the Giant Worm?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks at you unimpressed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;That's a lame name.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I know.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;HREEAERR---!&quot; the worm screams in fury as it lunges at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You use your mighty tail to slam it down to the ground.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It coughs out it's green drool below.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight watches as she takes notes vigorously.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Gusano squeals like a butchered pig as you hold it down and punch it's stupid face repeatedly, getting lost in the moment as you bash in the damn bug's face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It isn't until one last punch that it's whole head splatters all over the place, goo flying everywhere.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight shields herself with magic while you get coated in the green and bloody brown goop and guts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight can't see you until she removes her now slime coated shield of magic, and immediately wretches at the sight of the once rocket canyon now with a layer of remnants of Gusano, and you with a crazed smile while the bug guts still stay on you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight finally stop her puking, and looks at you with a giant grimace.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ew...&quot; she whines like the white clothes one known as Rarity would if she were inside a storm.</span><br />&quot;Yeah, you're just as gorgeous too, sweetheart.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey!&quot; Twilight yells, &quot;I'm not a sweetheart, so don't call me that!&quot;</span><br />&quot;Pfft, don't remind me.&quot; you grin.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight hovers in front of you with a stern look.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla, you're going to bathe, right?&quot; she asks as if she has leverage over you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But FUCK that shit, you're too cool fo' her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;#2coo4skoo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You rear your head back with that same cocky smirk.</span><br />&quot;What are you, my mom?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;WHOAH SHIT MAN THAT'S SO FUCKING EXTREME!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stay unintimidated as you feel proud of yourself for thinking of such an original remark?.but then the scent of giant bug guts (or giant nigger tribal food) reaches your nose.</span><br />&quot;Ok, maybe I should bathe.&quot; you say clearing your throat with a guttural growl, trying not to gag.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight starts to smile, as if she did something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sigh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;#back2skoo</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Later, you and Twilight roll out...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh, sorry, didn't mean to get all up in your face like that?&quot; she says, scratching the back of her head as she helps create a little more distance between you and her while flying.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin to stride to look for a place to wash the guts of the Gigante Gusano off.</span><br />&quot;Nah, it's alright, I know I'm a bit stubborn. I told you guys about that though, right?&quot; you ask playingly, Twilight flying by your side.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Judging by the princess's face, she seems to be pondering for an answer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her hoof is under her chin as her eyes wander up, scrounging for any information.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You've never really needed to mention it, Goji.&quot; she says with a cheeky grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're very good at showing your flaws.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You would slap the shit outta her if she was your size....</span><br />&quot;You're lucky you're not like the humans, you know that? Cause if you were, you'd be dead.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...The humans?&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, sorry. You don't know about the humans. They are shity, weak creatures, about as big as yourself.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;N-no. I know very well of them actually...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You turn your head wildly with wide eyes. &quot;They're here, aren't they?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No.&quot; she sighs, &quot;No they aren't. I had to travel to a realm with them and became one myself.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight then begins to smile dreamily, &quot;I made good friends with the universal counter parts of the girls.&quot; she says.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, purplesmart begins to grimace within a FLASH of a second.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I did have my, uh, regrets though...&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You glare at the mare disgusted.</span><br />&quot;Friends with them? What, did you even try and fuck one?&quot; you say sarcastically.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just then, Twilight straight-up vomits.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;No warning at all, she just immediately starts vomiting in the sky while she was flying.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You quickly catch her in your clawed hand before she starts to fall from not flapping her wings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was green, like some of your scales, except a lot more pale and sickly looking.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You bring her up to your nose and take a whiff at the now groaning mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You almost regurgitate yesterday's food from the scent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Smells like metallic sweat and bad body odor from a dead carcass.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The smells of regret and fear.</span><br />&quot;Twilight, are you okay? What's scaring you?&quot; you ask concernedly.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;When all she does is lay there and sickly moan, you jostle your hand to shake her out of her trance.</span><br />&quot;Twilight? Princess Twilight!? Twi!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....he was so fucking small?&quot;</span><br />&quot;....Excuse me?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....he lasted for a fucking second?or less. I-it was too fast to count...&quot;</span><br />&quot;Ok, I think I know what's happening.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....the disappointment?..the unsatisfaction...oh god it wasn't even three inches....why did I try to fuck Brad..?&quot;</span><br />&quot;I don't know what this&#160;?Brad' is, but it sounds weak and tiny.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So was his penis....&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You roar with laughter, carrying Twilight in your palm as you seek a place to get the drying bug guts off of you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Life's fucking weird, you know that?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Welp, the bath was nice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Giant waterfalls and shit like that is why you love the Everfree.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It makes it seem like home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What doesn't though is fucking Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla! Hurry up!&quot; the princess yells at you, sitting on a rock on the edge of the waterfall.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You align your head in front of her location, and smile like the lovable asshole you are.</span><br />&quot;No.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Purple pone pouts like a toddler as you take you wrap up your &quot;shower&quot;.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You step out of the wide river, and shake the water off of you like a dog out of a bath, spraying all over Twilight.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She puts her hooves up trying to cover herself from the torrents of splashed-off water, but the inevitable downpour hits her, completely drenching the mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her mane ,sopping wet, covers her mopey face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Uh oh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla?&quot; Twilight breathes out annoyingly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She grabs her mane and wrings it outs, water squeezing out from it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her now uncovered face does not look happy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Remember why I told you to not do that?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;ShitShitShitShit</span><br />&quot;...Because you don't like clearing your pores?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No. Not at all.&quot; she says a little too calmly. &quot;It's because I can't fly with WET WINGS!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her yell is like the roar of a rival monster's, pushing you back a little.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only thing that separates her shouts from any foes that try to roar at you is that she actually is intimidating, if not fucking horrifying (and you've seen some fucked up shitz).</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight huffs dramatically.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Great. Just great! Now I have to walk in the Forest while I'm wet and cold.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I can carry you if you want?&quot; you offer to her.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now you would say she was staring daggers at you before she said yes, but daggers aren't as frightening.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead, Twilight glares at you with the visions of reaped souls and the flames of hell fires at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The princess sighs.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Fine. Let's go home. I'm tired.&quot; Twilight says,</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...and I do like cleaning my pores.&quot;</span><br />&quot;I wish I had pores.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;No, you don't.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Kek, you're right. My beast hide is beast.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight face hooves.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're strange, you know that, Godzilla?&quot; she tells you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Pfft, like you give a fuck.</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I know. It makes me feel special.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, well you're special alright.&quot; the princess mutters.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Within the hour you make it back to Ponyville, the town of?.towny-stuff.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's just a little village you see out in the country side like in Japan, but their buildings are a bit higher, reaching your hips or shoulders.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The terrain is very black or white with how steep it wants to be.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Parts of Town can either be really hilly, or more flat than most of the jokes in an Adam Sandler film.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Weather was almost always nice, which you didn't mind, but you really love rainy days, and especially when it storms.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can absorb that powerful lightning's electricity for an energy boost, the water pouring on your scales, and the loud thunder to add more character to the environment.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, you like storms, but sadly there was not even a single grey cloud in the large sky.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You do like the little chill of wind though that contrasts the warmth of the air, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Just little things, ya know?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight, who had fallen asleep on you (da'w) stretches out and yawns like a filly on your shoulder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at her and find yourself chuckling inside at the sight of the worn out mare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight grunts as she starts to stand up with heavy eyes to the sight of her beloved home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;We here already?&quot; Twilight asks with another yawn.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod you giant head a yes.</span><br />&quot;Yeah, we're home. You weren't kidding when you said you were tired, were ya?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight shrugs shyly and giggles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yeah, I...don't get much sleep.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You tilt your head at that.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What does she mean she doesn't get any sleep?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe she likes to work on book stuff at night instead?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Bah, you don't know, but it's something to discuss with her.</span><br />&quot;Should I take you to your palace, or do you wanna walk there yourself?&quot; you ask, not sure if she herself wants to discuss anything.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Actually, can we go to the park? If it's not to much trouble? I can fly if you want me to now that I'm dry.&quot; Twilight says.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sigh.</span><br />&quot;Alright, to the park.&quot; you say with a smile, one you share with Twilight.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As you walk, you feel the need to continue to talk to her.</span><br />&quot;Soooo, when you said you get a good night's rest, really...What do you mean? Like, you have trouble going asleep?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla, what else would I mean?&quot; Twilight teases.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug nonchalantly.</span><br />&quot;Well, why can'tcha sleep at night? I figure being a princess and all, you would have plenty of time to sleep, eat and have fuggin' slaves do shit for ya.&quot; you say with that shit-eating tone of your's.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instead of getting on Twilight's nerves, though, she just chuckles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well if you muuuust know...It's because I worry about my wittle&#160;?ol big monster king.&quot; she says in baby talk to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your muzzle cheeks and your nose starts to glow a bit red from the compliment.</span><br />&quot;You really are like my mom, aren't you?&quot; you ask, kind of disturbed at the thought that she thinks of you at night, yet you definitely feel a little flattered...<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Ok,ok...very flattered.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I guess so. After all, someone's gotta watch out for you, right?&quot; she says as she scritches the area between your neck and shoulder.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel immediate satisfaction, and like a dog your tongue falls out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Who's a good boy, who's a good boy!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You know you're not, so you'll tell her who really is a good boy.</span><br />&quot;Brad?&quot; you grin like the motherfucker you are. Twilight stops petting and almost vomits off the edge of your shoulder.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You kek a million keks until Twilight stops heaving.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks up at you with sickened eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I take it back...you're a bad boy?&quot; she sickly moans.</span><br />&quot;More like a BRADboy!&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She pukes for real this time.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's fucking hilarious, yo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She recomposes herself again, and just whines.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not cool, Godzilla. Not cool.&quot; Twilight says, catching her breath.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Do that again and it'll be on you.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You grimace at that.</span><br />&quot;That's kind of fucked up, Twilight.&quot; you say.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then looks elsewhere, recollecting something.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Not as fucked up as his fetishes, though.&quot; the girl says, &quot;he had a thing for...younger girls apparently.&quot; she mutters.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know why, but this &quot;Brad&quot; is fucking hilarious in all of its wonderful patheticness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It was kind of magical in a way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd cry at the beauty of something that sounded so weak if you weren't already from laughing so hard.</span><br />&quot;Damn. He get caught for anything? I mean, that's pretty serious, bro.&quot; you ask curiously.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You simply need to know about this Brad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He sounds like a hoot.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks at you with a boggled look.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;...Did you just call me a &quot;Bro&quot;, Godzilla?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;That's when something ignites in your brain.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, you did call her bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And you know what?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think you like having a bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Even though Twilight's your bro, you still see her as a weird kind of motherly figure, having some maternal complex inside that egg-head brain of her's for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Oh god you hope its not because you remind her of Spike.</span><br />&quot;Yeah&quot;, you say awakened at the bro-like truth, &quot;I did, bro.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile brotherly to you bro whom is a ho.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This in return gets a warm smile back, as Twilight squints hers eyes from her happy grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;CutesyWutesy.jpg</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I kind of like&#160;?sis' more, but I guess that's alright. I can be your bro, bro.&quot; she says to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Without missing a beat, you casually say...</span><br />&quot;I killed my first brother.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm going to ignore that.&quot;</span><br />&quot;He was from space.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight then looks at you like you're fucking crazy.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wat.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You laugh.</span><br />&quot;Yeah, apparently that's what happens when a giant magical moth god flies with your cells into space, or when a giant plant monster made of your genes is made, and then transported through a black hole, then out a white hole, then absorbing the energy of a dying star while merging with a crystal from space.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight blinks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wat.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I killed him with a giant robot with a drill for a nose.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wat.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Oh, and he also kidnapped my &quot;adoptive son&quot; by trapping him within a crystal prison with these diamonds he spawned from the ground.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wat.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, then he covered the whole city with those crystals, and, like, tried to take over the world and shit.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;....Wat?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight stares at you with no words to explain?.well, anything!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Purplesmart's brain was now a purplefart.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You wait for a response, but don't find one.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then she opens her jaw to say something, but only gapes instead of speaks.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When she finally wraps her head around what she just heard, the girl responds quite well.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Wat.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Yeah, I've gone through crazier shit. Have I ever told you about Gabara? He was a weird one.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla, I'm going to stop you right there before you say something else crazier.&quot; Twilight interrupts.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You nod your head.</span><br />&quot;S'cool.&quot; you shrug.<br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Two hours later</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've officially dropped Twilight off at her castle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You claimed that your tail almost destroyed it on &quot;accident&quot; but, well, you know.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;After that, you go on about your way.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know what to do in this city of ponies because you don't exactly fit in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;I mean, come on, you're fucking Godzilla, you don't particularly blend in at crowds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;In fact, usually crowds would run away from you when you were home.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;At least you can say safely that the town did admittedly grow accustom to you rather quickly, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You'd like to think it's because Twilight calmed everyone down, but you don't know for sure.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's just a fun thought, though.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You guess you can go to sleep at the lake nearby.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's big enough for you take lay in?.you think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, it's hard to find watery places to sleep.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;There was once this one really nice river, just the right length and width, and the perfect amount of rapids to go in?.but then this weird-ass fag dragon came in.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Steven Fagnet you think.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, he gave you the willies, so you got the fuck outta there before he could hint at gay sex.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He already complimented your dick so he probably did, but...ugh.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Steven Magnet is like a goddamn molester, bro.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, you think you see a big lake just perfect enough for you to stay in for the night.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sink in the water and close your eyes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're so fucking tired, yo.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The fuck was that noise?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Was that a fucking explosion on the surface?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;?.Fucking hell.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fine, you're not tired.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're not even remotely sleepy at all!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah! You totally wanna go and save the town and see what the explosion was! Totally!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Sigh</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Godzilla-Fucking Dammit.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You get out of the lake and make sure to remember it, and begin lumbering to the town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's then you see something familiar.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A city being destroyed by a monster.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, this place feels like home already.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You run up to your new home's town at quickening speeds.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't see his whole front side, because he's not facing you, but you're certain it's a golem, judging by by how perfect his muscles seem to be chiseled out.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He's about as big as you, but with mysterious tribal markings written on his body.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Around him are fleeing ponies everywhere.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You step over the house in front of you to make your presence known to him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your first choice of action isn't one you choose, though, but that one Twilight would have, trying to communicate.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Yeah, you think that's bullshit too, but you promised you'd try.</span><br />&quot;Uh, hey. Rock Golem dude?&quot; you say awkwardly, not sure how to converse with a rock in the shape of a man hunching over a house for what seemed like no reason, his back turned towards you.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;His front side was facing the exposed interior of the house.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Time for big monsters to have some small-talk.</span><br />&quot;....Yeah, uh, whatcha doin'?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Golem doesn't answer due to it's own stupidity, or it's just a very rude monster.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;With a heavy sigh, you rub the sides of your head.</span><br />&quot;Look brother, I just wanna go to bed, okay? Can we just talk this shit out?&quot; you whine.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fuck you're so Godzilla-damn tired, man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The human-shaped rock stands up and turns around at you, finally seeming to notice your figure behind him, and?..[spoiler]it's The Rock[/spoiler].</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Dwayne &quot;The Rock&quot; Johnson's muscles were so fucking ripped that they passed as being carved from actual rocks, making you think he was an actual Golem.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;And the mysterious tribal writings on him?</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;His tattoos of course.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Now that you see his face though, you can see the WWE champ in all of his movie stardom glory.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The only things he wears are that of something only an athlete would wear, and his muscly arms bulge like a pitched tent.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He holds in between his two giant fingers a very tiny spoon with some soup in it, and in the other hand, a crock-pot with a stew in it.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He looks at you with mild annoyance.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Hey! Can't you smell what the rock was cookin'?&quot; he says with some frustration.</span><br />&quot;...Wot.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I said?.&quot; Dwayne takes in a breath as he starts to leer at your face angrily, &quot;CAN YOU SMELL?..WHAT THE ROCK?.IS COOKIN'!?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You want to go to sleep man.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;This is too fuckin' weird for you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You don't know what to do with the Rock, so you just think of the best thing to do.</span><br />&quot;Twiiiiiillllllllllllliiiiiiiiight!!!!&quot; you roar loudly.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;As if on cue, she teleports in the air to you, hovering like Tinkerbell or Navi.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Ugh, what is it Godzi--&quot; Twilight cuts herself short when she sees The Rock doing fitness stretches to prepare for battle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She closes her eyes with a following whimper.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;What did you do, Twi? This is gonna be a hard night.</span><br />&quot;Okay, Twi, remember when you said there were no humans here?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Yes Godzilla, I know?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Then why the fuck is a human here!? Let alone a GIANT one!?&quot; you say with malice in your voice.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight sighs, but then bows her head with a determined look to her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I tried to teleport a &quot;champion&quot; from another world to fight you. One that I could beem safely to the Everfree and take notes on your fighting behavior for once. I thought it didn't work when I tried it last week?.but it must have been delayed somehow, and he found his way to this town.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You look at Twilight with the most judgmental face a monster could give.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You can't fucking believe her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She was your bro!</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;YOUR BRO!</span><br />&quot;Ugh?.Twilight, please tell me he's the only one you beamed here?&quot;<br />&quot;Oh, don't worry, he is! I made sure that other one didn't come back?.&quot;<br />&quot;Whatever &quot;bro&quot;, what do I do to stop him from tearing up the town?&quot; you say angrily.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Okay, I'm sensing some weird magical displacement. His existence here can only be for a few more minutes before he poofs back up in his own world, thinking this all to be a dream, but seeing how the spell is delayed, it could take a few days even.&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She then ponders for a second while the wrestler begins doing push-ups.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Maybe...if you subdue him, I can perform a sleeping spell! If we can hold him asleep for a few days, the spell will wear off when he goes home!&quot;</span><br />&quot;...and you know that will happen how?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight grimaces.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Well, I don't b-but theoretically it should! I think.... M-maybe?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Fucking Twilight.</span><br />&quot;So what's the plan then, Princess?&quot; you ask as you prepare to fight with The Rock.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight looks down dismally at hearing you call her princess instead of one of your pet names for her.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I, uh, charge up my sleep spell so it can be powerful enough to keep him sleeping for a few days, then you distract for five minutes. When I'm prepared, you grab him in a full nelson, and I'll fire the beam at him.&quot;</span><br />&quot;Okay. Let's do this?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock finishes his third push up, finally completing his massive stretching for battle.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He glares angrily at you, and punches his hand into his fist, a loud shock wave emanating from the impact.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, knuckles in his palm, he cracks them in a way that makes you shiver.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You try to crack your neck, but only hurt yourself.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Better hope he didn't notice and roar loudly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;For a moment, the two of you just stand still, waiting for the other to make the first move.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When no one does, you decide to for the both of them.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You charge The Rock at full force, a fist waiting to collide with the wrestler's handsome face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The sound of debris from small destroyed buildings can be heard as your stomps echo through the town.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;When you're just about to punch the Rock, he catches your clenched hand when it's only a centimeter from his cold face and immediately socks you with his free hand, forcing you to stumble back letting a shrieking roar escape.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Man, so this is what it was like...</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's been a while.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock sees an opening and kicks you down while he yells angrily.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You land on your back with the sound of blood squirting from your own spikey scutes jabbing into your spine.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He laughs at your weakened state while he takes his arrogant steps to you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He kneels down to your face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You ready?&quot; he says with a shit-eating grin, one like your own.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You spit blood at him as he punches your stomach.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm gonna knock you out, and you're gonna lose all your teeth!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He leers even closer to your pained face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You know why?&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You're too distracted by the feeling of your spikes impaling you to answer.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He wails on your face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;CAUSE I'M THE TOOTH FAIRY!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock stands back up while you lay on your spines in agony.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He takes a few steps back and leans against the wall of a building like a corner of a wrestling ring.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, he blasts off from it, sprinting at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You think he's going to run over you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Suddenly, right before he can trample you into nothing, he takes a gigantic leap into the air?.and starts falling back down with his shoulder, an elbow jutting out at you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Instinctively, you roll away on the causing your enemy to land onto the ground with a yell of pain.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He now lays next to you, but not for long.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stand back on your feet as fast as you can so he can't mount you again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;While he grunts as the wrestler clutches his injured side, you slam your tail against him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry, but you gotta remember something that a tooth fairy always does?&quot; you grin.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your tail beats on him like a nigger by a police baton.</span><br />&quot;In the end, the tooth fairy always pays, and runs off like a bitch, taking part of you with&#160;?em.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;At the last statement, The Rock catches your tail before it slugs him again, his grip so tight it's threatening to draw blood.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm not taking part of you with me, I'm taking you down!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock roars in rage.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He stands up still holding your tail.</span><br />&quot;Uh, what the fuck are you doing!?&quot; you ask nervously as you feel a pull on your tail.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm gonna Rock you?.&quot; he pulls you down by your tail and starts sweeping you in a circle, &quot;....like a hurricane!!!&quot;</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He swirls you in a circle by your tail, eventually making you spin in the air.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You feel fucking dizzy and wonder how the Rock's not.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Your speed builds up as your spin around like a merry-go-round, and the world starts gelling into one quick blur.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock then does something that you really don't like.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He let's your tail go, shooting you in the air at speeds only Rainbow Dash or Rodan could fly at.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You slam face first into a building, the structure falling on you as you moan from the pain and motion sickness.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You've not had a real fight in a long time, no wonder you suck.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Hell, if you fought him when you first got here, you'd make short work of him with your atomic breath?..</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Wait a minute?.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Judging by the sounds of crumbling ground, and feeling the Earth shake, you know he coming.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take no time in getting back up, facing the adonis that is The Rock.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He looks bored, he's gonna try to kill you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He wishes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock's uninterested expression goes to a shocked one as he sees your tail glowing blue at the very tip of your spines.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The shining blue makes it's way up to your back, then to your neck spikes.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Soon, your whole backside illuminates the dark sky, like a giant Christmas tree of radioactive death.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Rock isn't stupid.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;He knows he's dun goofed.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You take a large inhale of breath, puffing your chest in the process which makes you seem bigger.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then, you roar with rage as from your terrible maw blasts out an atomic blue beam of radioactive, atomic fire and pure nuclear energy at Dwayne Johnson, shooting him with full force.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The amount your fire pushes the Rock so hard that his feet drag through the cobblestone paths of the town below, and knock him through four buildings.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You still don't stop, however, stepping up to him while you're still breathing the beam attack, relentlessly firing at him even when he's down on the ground, screaming in pain he never felt before.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Finally, when you're atomic onslaught ends, Dwayne lays on his back, a pained look on his movie-star face.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You stomp on the Rock's stomach, causing him to hack up blood whenever you slam the weight of your foot down on him.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Then you grab the defeated wrestler by the throat, causing the heaving man to wriggle weakly in your grasp.</span><br />&quot;Twilight, are you ready!?!?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight, who flies to you nearby nods in confirmation.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;I'm ready, hold him in front of you so you don't get hit!&quot; Twilight orders to which you obey.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;The Princess fires a large beam of focused energy, that of lightening, but with a magenta coloration, and a whirring sound rather than a crackling.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;It's then that Dwayne &quot;The Rock&quot; Johnson is KO'd.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Godzilla, we did it!&quot; Twilight cheers.</span><br /><br /><span class="co4">&gt;A few hours later, everybody seems to be heading back to sleep, and The Rock's sleeping body was tossed by you back into the Everfree forest.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;If what she says is correct, than he should be disappearing a few days from now, and return to normal within his own realm thinking this to be a dream.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;But when he tries and thinks of you, you hope he feels like it's a nightmare.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Kek.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight and you sit by the lake you decided to call home for the night, the lovable princess being too spent to beam herself, or even walk/fly herself back to her castle, and you needed to sleep and let your healing factor do it's work.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;So, meh, Twilight gets to see the lake you don't care for.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You sleep on the shore of it, your lower half submerged in water while your top half is on land.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight lays nuzzled next to you, your body being a natural generator for heat.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She yawns.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;So Godzilla, you know that guy?&quot; she asks tiredly.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You shrug.</span><br />&quot;Not really. He's a celebrity for the humans.&quot; you explain dully.<br />&quot;He's a wrestler.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You mean actor?&quot; Twilight interrupts with a smirk.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;You begin to as well.</span><br />&quot;What's the difference?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;The two of you both snicker like retarded school girls before you quiet down.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Twilight scritches you.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She's next to your head so you can see her easily.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Her face turned from that giggly smirk to what is now kind of a happy smile.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;Maybe even proud?</span><br />&quot;What's up with you?&quot; you ask.<br /><span class="co4">&gt;She looks happy, so it can't be bad.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She blushes in realization that she was staring and giggles.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Sorry, sorry, it's just...You got yourself a new title.&quot; she says, chuckling in a way that makes you confused.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;She must follow you're lost, because she starts again.</span><br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;You're now the &quot;Ponyville Protector&quot;!&quot; she cheers sarcastically.</span><br />You groan in disgust, much to Twilight Bro's amusement.<br />&quot;They see me as a hero now, don't they?&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;&quot;Oh yeah.&quot;</span><br />&quot;...Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've been the hero for some.&quot;<br /><span class="co4">&gt;You smile as you close your eyes. &quot;G'night Twi.&quot;</span><br />&quot;If you snore, I swear to Celestia--&quot;<br /><br />End of Episode <span class="nu0">1</span></div></div>




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